Answers are what we have for other people’s problems
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane
The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y
Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of – Geri Weitzman.
Everything you can imagine is real – Picasso
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths – Steven Wright.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up – Woody Allen
Every man is the architect of his own fortune – Appius Claudius
You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do – Henry Ford
Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles – Henry Van Dyke
It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer – Albert Einstein
Her face was her chaperone – Rupert Hughes
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding – Agnes Repplier.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke – and that the joke is oneself – Clifton Paul Fadiman.