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Answers are what we have for other people’s problems

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane

The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y

Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of – Geri Weitzman.

Everything you can imagine is real – Picasso

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths – Steven Wright.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up – Woody Allen

Every man is the architect of his own fortune – Appius Claudius

You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do – Henry Ford

Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles – Henry Van Dyke

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer – Albert Einstein

Her face was her chaperone – Rupert Hughes

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding – Agnes Repplier.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke – and that the joke is oneself – Clifton Paul Fadiman.