No matter which, they are all zingers!

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I gave all of my batteries away, free of charge.

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I hate elevators so I take steps to avoid them

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

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Women really should not have children after 55. After all, 55 children are enough.

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I know a man who drinks brake fluid. He says he can stop at any time.

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When will all the rhetorical questions end?

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I sold my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.

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