A friend of mine works as a cat scan tech and this is a true story shared by him:
CST: Where is your pain?
Patient: Front of my belly
CST: Ok, is this from a trauma or an accident?
Patient: No, I had gastric bypass surgery recently and I’ve lost 25lbs so far.
CST: That’s good news. It must be tough eating such small amounts since the surgery?
Patient: Yes! Very! That’s why I’m here; McDonald’s had 2 big macs for the price of 1 and I ate both of them. Since then Ive been in severe pain!